set some wild dogs free in the queens palace

are you real, we have been put on this earth to look after each other, just remember that

fraud

Find some local crime, then turn yourself in to the police. You'll get free meals and accommodation, TV, play station ~ etc, and you'll never have to do a days work for it! Bargain.

LOL, reminds me of the funniest scam I ever heard about.

A guy ran an ad that promised to help young women enlarge their breasts.

He offerred a secret that was centuries old, no surgery, no injections, no exercise, no creams, and no implants, etc. He even guaranteed it would work or he would pay them TEN times their money back, if their breasts did not get significantly larger!.

All they had to do was send him $5 and he would immediately mail them this ancient secret used by many famous women, queens, and others. (He mentioned many names from over the years). And he would provide them scientific proof that this secret method worked every time!

When they sent in their money, he sent them back a flyer with the following information:

Get Pregnant.

And a reference from a medical encyclopedia indicating that swelling of the breasts was condition of pregnancy.

Of course afterwards he did spend about 20 years in the custody of the government. And that was probably safer than being out of jail and having all those women he defrauded coming aftrer him! LOL.

Of course I do NOT recommend anyone trying this, unless you like the idea of no sunshine, 3 hots and cot, and a roomie named Spike.

And if most of these scammers would devote half as much energy to legitimate ideas, I suspect they would be quite successful.

Do not try this one at home, kids!